Western Herald, Western Michigan University, Kalamazoo, MI
1 day ago by Ron Riekki
Thank God - ESPN now has poker. Suddenly, professional bowlers look like ripped gold medal Olympians. I haven't seen such a pairing of out-of-shape losers heralded as athletes since Zukertort beat Steinitz for the world chess championship in 1886. And that's exactly what I mean - you know you're not an athlete when your name's not even athletic.